Have an Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone

Lyrics

[HERBIE, spoken] Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone Mr. Goldstone is from the Orpheum Circuit The act is booked on the Orpheum Circuit, Rose [ROSE] Have an egg roll, Mr. Goldstone Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair Have a sparerib, Mr. Goldstone Any sparerib that I can spare I'll be glad to share Have a dish [HERBIE] Have a fork [ROSE] Have a fish [HERBIE] Have a pork [ROSE & HERBIE] Put your feet up, feel at home [HERBIE] Have a smoke, have a Coke [ROSE] Would you like to hear a joke? I'll have June recite a poem [ROSE, HERBIE & JUNE] Have a lychee, Mr. Goldstone Tеll me any little thing that I can do Ginger pеachy, Mr. Goldstone Have a kumquat—have two [ROSE] Everybody give a cheer Santa Claus is sittin' here Mr. Goldstone [ROSE, HERBIE & JUNE] We love you [BOY] Have a Goldstone, Mr. Egg Roll Tell me any little thing that I can do [BOYS] Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce Have a cookie, have a few [KIDS] What's the matter, Mr. G? Have another pot of tea Mr. Goldstone, we love you [JUNE] There are good stones and bad stones And curbstones and Gladstones And touchstones and such stones as them [ROSE] There are big stones and small stones And grindstones and gallstones [JUNE] But Goldstone is a gem [BOY] There are milestones [JUNE] There are millstones [ROSE] There's a cherry [JUNE] There's a yellow [ROSE] There's a blue [HERBIE] But we don't want any old stone [ROSE, HERBIE, JUNE, LOUISE & BOYS] Only Goldstone Will do [ROSE, HERBIE, JUNE, LOUISE & BOYS, spoken] Moonstone, sunstone We all scream for one stone Mervyn Goldstone, we love you Goldstone