Act 2 Scene 3

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Joss Whedon & Neil Patrick Harris & Simon Helberg - Non-Music, Comedy

Act 2 Scene 3

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[In Dr. Horrible's living room. MOIST is trying to open a jar.] [MOIST] Kill someone? [DR. HORRIBLE] Would you do it? To get into the Evil League of Evil? [MOIST] Look at me man. I'm Moist. At my most badass I make people feel like they wanna take a shower. I'm not E.L.E. material. [DR. HORRIBLE] Killing's not elegant or creative. It's not my style. [MOIST] You've got more than enough evil hours to get into the Henchman's Union. [DR. HORRIBLE] Pshh, I'm not a henchman. I'm Dr. Horrible; I've got a PhD in Horribleness. [MOIST] Is that the new catchphrase? [DR. HORRIBLE] I deserve to get in; you know I do. But killing? [MOIST] Hourglass says she knows a kid in Iowa, grows up to be President. That'd be... big. [DR. HORRIBLE] I'm not gonna kill a little kid. [MOIST] Smother an old lady! [DR. HORRIBLE] Do I even know you?!

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Credits

Writers
  • Joss Whedon
  • Zack Whedon
  • Maurissa Tancharoen
  • Jed Whedon