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Hey, do y'all wanna hear how I got kicked off United Airlines? I caught a flight on a Friday night Got drunk at BNA Met my sister Autumn at the airport in Charlotte She loved to fly on planes She booked our flights on that Hopper site And we had a few delays It took six planes and two full days To reach that lovely, unknown place Lithuania My big brother went to school in London Met a girl and they fell in love and They asked me if I would come play At their wedding on this fine September day in Lithuania, Lithuania That's why I got on that plania And now I'll never fly again Lithuania Now I'll admit when I lеave land I need a drink in both my hands So by the time my passport book was stampеd I don't think you'd call me the best man But I showed up at that wedding and I played a few songs Went out into the night and walked the streets alone And I met a girl and thought I'll make this place my home Lithuania Now on the way back, on a red eye to Dallas I will admit I was feeling pretty ragged And Autumn brought the flowers the bride throws So the next girl can get married, I suppose And the agriculture department flagged that onto the way into the US So we had to wait in this long, long line And I got put into a later flight And I went to the bar and ordered my favorite drink at the time Courvoisier and coke (I know) I had a few and I fell asleep Woke up to a flight attendant shaking me And I said, "Hey man won't you just let me be, won't you" No, he called the police And they took me off the plane And it took four FBI men to keep me contained And they said I'd never fly United Airlines again Oh, Lithuania, Lithuania That's why I got on that plania And now I'll never fly again Lithuania Lithuania