There’s a Small Hotel

Lyrics

[FRANKIE] I'd like to get away, Junior Somewhere alone with you It could be oh so gay, Junior You need a laugh or two [JUNIOR] A certain place I know, Frankie Where funny people can have fun That's where we two will go, darling Before you can count up one Two [FRANKIE & JUNIOR] Three, for There's a small hotel With a wishing well I wish that we were there together There's a bridal suite One room bright and neat Complete for us to share together [FRANKIE] Looking through The window, you Can see a distant steeple [JUNIOR] Not a sign of people [FRANKIE & JUNIOR] Who wants people? When the steeple bell Says, "Good night, sleep well" We'll thank the small hotel Together [FRANKIE] Pretty window curtains made of chintz In our make-believe land [JUNIOR] On the wall are several cheerful prints Of Grant and Grover Cleveland [FRANKIE] Go down into the parlor and feast your eyes On the moose head on the wall [JUNIOR] Perhaps you'd like to play the organ? They tune it every other fall [FRANKIE] The garden will be like Adam and Eve-land [JUNIOR] No, they never did go in for carriage trade [FRANKIE & JUNIOR] They get what is known as marriage trade Oh, when the steeple bell Says, "Good night, sleep well" We'll thank the small hotel We'll creep into our little shell And we will thank the small hotel Together