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Don't get sick this is America We like em young and healthy and strong If you get sick in America Ask yourself what you did wrong True Americans don't get sick the Best among us are spared the worst Leadin the world in health care spending That's why we say America First If you need treatment in America Just use all that money you saved Thank god there's no socialism here Who wants to live like a Scandanave Iaaaan His name is Jan He gets health insurance Doesn't have to have a job What a lazy slob Don't be poor this is America Count yourself lucky you're in the club Why do you rely on the government? Surely you got a few nickels to rub Quit your whining this is America You can get by on the minimum wage Just make sure it's all essential Do you really need three meals a day Pull yourself up by the bootstraps Grandpa he did it all himself He worked hard so me and my father Could inherit all that wealth Ohhhhh His name was Joe He busted up the unions They had to go Sorry, folks Don't be black and vote in America We need to see ten forms of ID Eight-hour wait in a purple state Small price to pay in the land of the free If it ain't broke then we won't fix it Being here is amazing grace Me and my friends we're all colorblind Stop making every thing about race There's no better place than America That's the only thing to believe Don't complain, this is America If you don't love her then you can leave Ohhhhh There's the door Set your sail for some other Less beautiful shore But who's keeping score Don't be a woman in America At least not one that raises her voice Smile more, ladies, you should be happy You got every freedom, but freedom of choice No wonder you got so many exes You try to be a man and that just won't do There's a big diff'rence between the sexes And plenty of men'll explain it to you So what some men are misbehaving Boys will be boys, what a shock Supreme court justice and the president That was all just locker room talk Hey It's okay We've seen a nice increase in Executive pay Let us pray My country tis of thee Sweet land of liberty Of thee I sing Of thee I sing