Lyrics

He never done too good when he was in high school He never even talked to a popular girl He just hung around down at the drive-in Honkin' on his horn and drinkin' Pearl Beer But he's a Future Farmer of America The Blue Jacket pride of the FFA And he's the future father Of some president Who'll be another pain-in-the-ass For the U S of A He'll be another pain-in-the-ass For the U S of A