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[Host] Good evening ladies and gentlemen, err, welcome to The Half Beat. Tonight, we have for your entertainment, Joni Anderson. Joni's been appearing here for the last two weeks, and will be for the next three weeks. Starting next Monday we have her on a contract, we hope she won't, err... We know she will stay here, we know you'll enjoy her as much as we have. Let's givе her a little bit of a welcomе now, Miss Joni Anderson [Joni] Thank you It's sure refreshing to have a mic to work with for a change, I've been playing through err, sort of an empty thing The first song I'd like to do, tells about what happens when a man becomes so involved with almighty liquor, that he begins to think of it as a woman, and he calls his bottle, Nancy Whiskey