Lyrics

[Chorus 1] My analyst told me that I was right out of my head The way he described it, he said I'd be better dead than live I didn't listen to his jive I knew all along that he was all wrong And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not Oh no [Chorus 2] My analyst told me that I was right out of my head He said I need treatment but I'm not that easily led He said I was the type that was most inclined When out of his sight to be out of my mind And he thought I was nuts No more ifs or ands or buts [Verse 1] They say as a child, I appeared a little bit wild With all my crazy ideas, but I knew what was happening I knew I was a genius What's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at three I knew that this was meant to be [Verse 2] Now I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight That's why I got into the vodka one night My parents got frantic, didn't know what to do But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to Now do you think I was crazy? I may have been only three but I was swingin' [Verse 3] They all laugh at angry young men They all laughed at Edison and also at Einstein So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn't understand The idiomatic logic that went on in my head? I had a brain, it was insane Oh, they used to laugh at me when I refused to ride On all those double decker buses All because there was no driver on the top [Break] What, no driver on the top? Man, [?] twisted, crazy, [whoop-shoobie?], hair flip city [Chorus 3] My analyst told me that I was right out of my head But I said, "Dear doctor, I think that it's you instead Because I, I've got a thing that's unique and new To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you 'Cause instead of one head, I got two And you know two heads are better than one"