Lyrics

[Chorus: Jonathan Young, Colm R. McGuinness & Caleb Hyles] We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you We don't do anything [Verse 1: Jonathan Young] Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa And I've never been to Boston in the fall [Chorus: Jonathan Young, Colm R. McGuinness & Caleb Hyles] We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and liе around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything [Verse 2: Caleb Hyles] And wеll I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck And I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all And I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot And I've never been to Boston in the fall [Chorus: Jonathan Young, Colm R. McGuinness & Caleb Hyles] 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything [Verse 3: Colm R. McGuinness] Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice And I've never been to Boston in the fall [Interlude: Jonathan Young, Caleb Hyles] Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster or mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate? Hey, that's right We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things Oh [Verse 4: Jonathan Young] And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stinkbug And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings And we've never been to Boston in the fall [Chorus: Jonathan Young, Colm R. McGuinness & Caleb Hyles] 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you We don't do anything [Outro: Jonathan Young, Colm R. McGuinness & Caleb Hyles] 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything