Bad Bad News

Lyrics

[EDDIE] What is a man When he gives up his soul When his brains Are in chains And his heart has lost control? [MALCOLM, spoken] Ooh, tell me more [EDDIE] How does a man Who can see behind his head Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes? [MALCOLM] What is a man When he turns on his friends? We've been tossed Now we're lost Just a wig full of split ends [EDDIE, spoken] Now, that's the truth [MALCOLM] How do we make Our hero wide awake So that he Can re- Alize? [MALCOLM & EDDIE] That girl is bad, bad news Bad news Nothing but tears Nothing but trouble Nothing but stress Yes, she is bad, bad news Bad news [EDDIE] Bad news [MALCOLM & EDDIE] Our buddy Brett Is gonna regret That he ever said "Yes!" The girl may be hot But all that he's got Is bad, bad news [MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS] That girl is bad, bad news Bad news [CARLOS] Very bad news [KC] It's an invasion [EDDIE] It's like a war [CARLOS] Or a zombie attack [MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS] Whack! Goes the bad, bad news Bad news [MALCOLM] Très bad! [MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS] We've been abandoned Left in the sand and We need him back They're kissing, they're dating It's so nauseating It's bad, bad news [EDDIE] Every minute we wait is an hour too late He has got to be freed from her spell [MALCOLM] Why would our friend prefer to be hanging with her? [EDDIE] Are we mean? [MALCOLM] Are we rude? [EDDIE] Do we smell? [KC] He's a mess on the field So our fate has been sealed [CARLOS] Now it's time for our team to rebel [EDDIE] His hormones have made him a fool and a clown [MALCOLM] If we don't solve it soon then we're all going down [MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS] The longer it goes, the worse it'll get So somebody's gotta tell Brett [KC] Yeah! [MALCOLM, EDDIE & CARLOS] That girl is bad, bad news Bad news [KC] She's so bad, yeah [MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS] She took our pal She took our leader And led him astray! Hey! Hey! She's totally bad, bad news! Bad news! [EDDIE] Bad news! [MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS] Listen up, Brett You're not ruined yet We'll show you the way Get away from that noise And come back to your boys [MALCOLM] Even though she has excellent shoes [MALCOLM, EDDIE, KC & CARLOS] She's bad, bad, bad, bad Bad, bad, bad, bad News! Bad news!