Letter of Consent

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Letter Of Consent Hi men, do you like violence? (Yeah!) Wanna end up with no friends, no girl, and shunned by society? Join an "elite" club with Roy Moore and Harvey Weinstein? Lose your fucking job, settle for millions like Bill O'Reilly? She's not your date, if she can't get her head straight Make sure she's awake! Consent's a fucking mandate! Abstain, just refrain. There's no gain in pain, I'll say it again There's no gain in pain Since age twelve, you've loved Louis C.K Cause he said all the nasty stuff you never dared say yourself Then he jerked off in front of the wrong folks And guess what? It's still rape… I've counted the fucking votes! We all know, we make fucking "stroke" jokes We say It's a hoax, hope it is all smoke Well let me provoke you, invoke the law Consent is the fucking key. Come on, bro! That P.E. teacher who thought that by senior high It was fine to hit on students That guy was just fucking vile A bone fide sex offender A certified child molester The way that he addressed her That time that he caressed her Stroked her, touched her, like California white fur That's not rare. It's unfair, but standard as Budweiser Fifty percent of the world fucking fears you You just found out, but it's been going on since the year Two Or even before… since the Holy Spirit came to Mary And without even asking, decided to make a baby Guess she couldn't abort He was the son of the Lord "Don't mind her, she's just a whore Delivering's just a chore The clothes that that lady wore She knew what she was in for Don't underscore the décor She lacked when she washed ashore." I got one more for you This one's all about the Franklins About women at work, taking nothing but a spanking Never banking on their ranking, no one thanking them for handling All that shit, it's simply dazzling It's just baffling, pretty saddening We're changing now Oh while men cling to their power Acting nervous, dis-empowered Fearing they will get devoured We're about to hit the hour So get ready It's the era of the women Flower power, no more cowards Produced by Jonathan Hay and Goldy Locks