Honest Ken

Lyrics

Ken standing by Astoria's doors Puffs cigs in his sheepskin Eyes Dock Street in thick Foster Grants Shouts his lad, "Clean the Capri!" He's watching the wrecking crew Moving in across the street They're knocking down the Octopus Bridge His lot's covered in a thick film Garage back to front, full Everything's negotiable Offers, great deals today Cash, shake, keys, drive away Looks right towards his lodge hall Thinks of the late dues letter and sighs Grand Master putts buy in that Maxi No wave, no beep, just a side eye He'll never know he had his lad wind the clock back Hе'll never know it used to bе a taxi Laughs about them calling a curse down on him Audi, Vide, Tace, Tace! Garage back to front, full Everything's negotiable Offers, great deals today Cash, shake, keys, drive away He's got Avengers, a Hillman Imp, Beemers, Sunbeams, Vivas Austin's all aggro, he don't normally stress Just needs to find those little bastards that keyed his Princess No one touches my Princess No one touches my Princess Garage back to front, full Everything's negotiable Offers, great deals today Cash, shake, keys, drive away Ken's thinking time's short People don't buy bangers no more People don't buy coal no more And why'd you want to put a tyre depot there for He's remembering the old man Who used to beg for pennies in the doorway of the Vulcan Never saw nothing black as that bridge Like some kraken from the Usk sprayed it with ink Garage back to front, full Everything's negotiable Offers, great deals today Cash, shake, keys, drive away Garage back to front, full Everything's negotiable Offers, great deals today Cash, shake, keys, drive away