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(Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah) Ernie's mum lives in West Murnbull (?) But Ernie lives with his dad Ernie's dad is dead (Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah) And buried (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Ernie's job is cutting grass at the cemetery But the vicar won't let him wear his leather jacket And Ernie's bird gets very tired of sitting in the grass bin All the way to Brighton And Ernie's unhappy in life (Yeah, yeah yeah) So was his dad (Yeah, yeah yeah) Now Ernie and the vicar got on very well, until a day Ernie mowed up his brussel tops They weren't valuable, in fact it seems to be brussel bottoms would have had more meat in 'em He got the sack (Yeah, yeah yeah) He brought himself a mac (Yeah, yeah yeah) Ernie's heard of a great place to wear his mac Grimsby fish market So he's moving Ernie can move (Yeah, yeah yeah) He learnt it from his Dad (Yeah, yeah) (Yeah, yeah yeah) (Yeah, yeah yeah) The Vicar misses Ernie Ernie misses the vicar You might say, they both miss each other It was a strange affair! (Yeah, yeah yeah) (Yeah, yeah yeah) (Yeah, yeah yeah) (Yeah)