Colorado Cool-Aid

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Colorado Cool-Aid

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Well, I was sittin' in this beer joint down in Houston, Texas Was drinkin' Colorado Kool-Aid And talkin' to some Mexicans And we was What's that you say? What's Colorado Kool-Aid? Well, it's a can of Coors Brewed from a mountain stream It'll set you head on fire And make your kidneys scream Oh, it sure is fine Yeah, we was having ourselves one of them real good times But you know every beer joint that you've ever been in Some big, mean drunk who just ain't got no friend Sure enough, he wants to fight Yeah, he's gonna whip everything in sight Well, he took him a big swallow of beer And he spit in my Mexican friends ear And, sure enough That made my buddy real mad That's something like he ain't never had Well, sir He pulled out a big, long switch blade knife Quick as a whistle He began to slice And that big mean drunk stood back His face full of tears Looking down at the floor and one of his ears Ha, he cut that thing off Even with the sideburns You might say the little Mexican fella He just didn't give a durn But he was a gentleman about it And bent over And with a half way grin Picked it up and handed it back to him He said: "Now big man You get the urge to spit a little beer "Just open up your hand there And spit it in your own ear Won't be no trouble that way." That's what I heard him say And I said "Barmaid, set us up a round of that Colorado Kool-Aid "And while you're up there Bring this big fella, here a box of Band-Aids." Now let me tell you If you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas Decide to stop and drink some Colorado Kool-Aid And maybe talk to some Mexicans And you get the urge to get a little tough Better make damn sure you got your knife proof ear-muff Hey, ain't that right, big man? I said ain't that right, big man? Ah, hell, he can't hear Not on this side anyway He ain't got no ear Hey, barmaid Bring us all a big, tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid How about it? How you doing, big man? Still got your ear there in your hand?

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  • Phil Thomas