Only Two of My Best Friends Are Actual People

Lyrics

[Verse 1] One thing I've learned is I don't need no one Got my social issues, not sure where they come from But me and loneliness, yeah, we make best friends We'll be together up until the end, yeah [Chorus] You give me nothing to do, I wanna kill an interest Pass the gallon of Coke, yeah, I could live like this [Verse 2] Don't have to worry about sleep deprivation problems Just chug that shit down and it'll solve 'em Love Coca-Cola 'cause now I'm wired Let's grab some lighters and set some buildings on fire [Chorus] You give me nothing to do, I wanna kill an interest Pass the gallon of Coke, yeah, I could live like this [Verse 3] Life is just a series of dormant fractions Stock my friends down if I'm not just slackin' Fuck the work ethic, don't watch your discipline Let it all go to shit, fun-loving nihilism [Chorus] You give me nothing to do, I wanna kill an interest Pass the gallon of Coke, yeah, I could live like this [Instrumental Bridge] [Chorus] Just give me nothing to do, I wanna kill an interest Pass the gallon of Coke, yeah, I could live like this