The Brain of Britain

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The Brain of Britain

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[Intro] I think we're gonna get this one right though, aren't we? This is the one song we've rehearsed that's new that I really am very confident we're gonna get right. Mainly because we haven't actually rehearsed it at all and you don't know it at, at all. But I think it's gonna work out. This one's called "The Brain of Britain." I'm uh, it's from the sci-folk movement. I don't know what that is. It's just me and Country Joe McDonald as far as I know. Here it is. And this is the one where I kind of need that. Here we go. Ready? [Verse 1] The Brain of Britain sits in the Tower of London Protected by the ravens The prime minister and the cabinet, they queue up to consult it On urgent matters of state And it sits suspended in fluid Attached to some electrodes It's a scene straight out of Star Wars or Star Trek [Verse 2] The Brain of Britain masterminds the nation From this curious vantage point It's an oracle, it's a magic eight-ball And it only gives out three answers (And I can't tell you what they are....) And it's the best kept secret of all That John Major is a pawn to the power Of a prime piece of meat that's called The Brain of Britain [Verse 3] The Brain of Britain was born into this limbo It knows no other existence Its consciousness floats just like an island And it communicates only by pulse And the Queen swears allegiance to the brain But the future King wants to kick it Like a football through the streets of London And that spells trouble [Verse 4] The Brain of Britain has no Wizard of Oz Pulling the protein strings Well, science can't explain the superbrain away And that's the terrifying thing 'Cause the brain can't see the world It can't see no big picture Just a colour-by-numbers Before the next election [Outro] The Brain of Britain sits in the Tower of London Protected by the ravens Thank you.

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  • John Wesley Harding