Funny Old New World

Lyrics
[Verse 1] Well, here's some Middle English for you scholars of renown Cave drawings of antiquity, some artifacts I've found It's still the middle ages, we're medieval boys and girls And in a funny old new world [Verse 2] Yeah, the king is in his castle and his queen's gone underground Well, everyone admires the plague which rages all around They're banking on insurance so they're claiming force majeure And it's a funny old new world [Verse 3] Well, the fabled Towеr of Babel, yeah, they got it off thе ground 'Cause when the pope gets creative, well, there's always cash around Presuming you can talk the talk, they'll make you Duke of Earl 'Cause it's a funny old new world [Verse 4] From Homer to the Simpsons, yeah, they've kept us entertained By things that seem to others to be simple or inane One day it is John Milton and the next it's Milton Berle 'Cause it's a funny old new world (Yeah, oh Deborah) [Guitar Solo] [Verse 5] And the peasants won't behave themselves, they're hanging 'round in gangs They're handing out instructions in a secret sort of slang It says, "What we ran away to was another man called sir" Yeah, it's a funny old new world [Verse 6] Yeah, the futile system's still a joke, the witches all get ducked Yeah, cash has changed to credit now, and they'll never stop the buck Jesus got some toothpaste made of frankincense and myrrh And it's a funny old new world (Solo) [Guitar Solo] [Verse 1] So, here's some Middle English for you scholars of renown Cave drawings of antiquity, some artifacts I've found We're near the middle ages, we're no longer boys and girls And it's a funny old new world (Yeah)
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Credits
- Writers
- John Wesley Harding