Able Seaman Sperm

Lyrics

Who's on a mission on the deep blue sea? Keeping a watch for the enemy Meeting danger at every turn Able seaman sperm Who goes visiting in every port? Keeping his fingers crossed, he won't get caught Who is resolute and really firm? Able seaman sperm They call him Jolly Roger when he hoists up the sail He likes to keep ahead and has a hell of a tale He once came in a packet from Zanzibar And steered his way home by the Northern Star Oh who is a hero, much maligned? A cheeky chappy and a fertile mind Quivering quietly from stem to stern Able seaman sperm They call him Jolly Roger and he'll swear and he'll cuss He suffers from a war wound he will never discuss He caught it in the packet from Zanzibar Where he steered his way home by the Northern Star Oh who's spent a fair bit of time inside? Guilty as charged, along for the ride Who has never ever served full term? Able seaman sperm