I’m a Bad Bad Man

Lyrics

[FRANK] I'm honored, I'm flattered This greeting really mattered This welcome is grand but I'm really concerned I like your attention But first I have to mention You're playing with fire and you're apt to get burned There's a girl in Tennessee Who's sorry she met up with me Can't go back to Tennessee I'm a bad, bad man There's a girl in Omaha But I ran faster than her pa Can't go back to Omaha I'm a bad, bad man There's a girl in Wyoming And they're combing Wyoming To find the man in white Who was out with her that night There's a girl in Arkansas The sheriff is her brother-in-law Can't go back to Arkansas I'm a bad, bad man I'm enlightened, but frightened My interest, you've heightened It might turn out to be That you're much too much for me So I'll go back to my tent And someday when you're old and bent Think of hours you might have spent With a bad, bad man