The Category Stomp

Lyrics

Now you put your right foot on the left And you bring your left food down With your hand in your pocket and your chin up high You turn about half way 'round Now don't do the double shuffle or the Jackson's drag Cause you might be a-dancin' in an un-hip bag It's a folk-country-disco tech-soft-rock-contemporary-abstract-expressionism-word-movie-flower-power-hard-ragging-neo-bluegrass-stoned-billy-dirty-boogie-freak-down-coming-on-jellybean-psychedelic stomp Now you spread your knees and dance on your toes And cross you finger on the end of your nose Then drag your elbows down on the floor And turn a somersault and then you do it once more And then back in the middle with a Do-si-do But a little more "si" and a little less "do." Down on your belly with your knees up tight And you roll out the door until you plumb out of sight Now you put your right foot on the left And you bring your left food down With your hand in your pocket and your chin up high You turn about half way 'round Now don't do the double shuffle or the Jackson's drag Cause you might be a-dancin' in an un-hip bag It's a folk-country-disco tech-soft-rock-contemporary-abstract-expressionism-word-movie-flower-power-hard-ragging-neo-bluegrass-stoned-billy-dirty-boogie-freak-down-coming-on-jellybean-psychedelic stomp It's a folk-country-disco tech-soft-rock-contemporary-abstract-expressionism-word-movie-flower-power-hard-ragging-neo-bluegrass-stoned-billy-dirty-boogie-freak-down-coming-on-jellybean-psychedelic stomp