Oh, Benjamin Harrison

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[JOE] (spoken] Mr. Bower. Frank. Mr. Wrenn Now Cleveland says the future looks bright [DEMOCRATS] Yes, that's right! The future looks bright! [CALVIN, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS] Ah, that's politics! [JOE] The dollar is sound and the market is right [DEMOCRATS] Yes, that's right! The market is right! [CALVIN, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS] Ah, that's politics! [JOE] Harrison says the market is right The dollar is sound, the future looks bright! [CALVIN, JOE, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS] Ahahah, that's statesmanship! [WRENN] (spoken) No Democrat politician, he! [CALVIN] (spoken) A great Republican statesman! [JOE] (spoken) An inspiration to us all! [REPUBLICANS] Oh. Benjamin Harrison Is far beyond comparison He'll keep our land a garrison Of life and liberty [JOE] Cleveland promises no new states [DEMOCRATS] No new states. No new states [CALVIN, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS] Ah, that's politics! [JOE] No new senators, low tax rates [DEMOCRATS] Low tax rates, low tax rates [CALVIN, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS] Ah, that's politics! [JOE] Harrison promises two new states Four new senators, low tax rates! [CALVIN, JOE, WRENN, FRANK, and REPUBLICANS] Ahahah, that's statesmanship! [WRENN] (spoken) A proud giant! [CALVIN] (spoken) A great man! [JOE] (spoken) The future president of the United States! [REPUBLICANS] Oh. Benjamin Harrison Is far beyond comparison He'll keep our land a garrison Of life and liberty