Lyrics

[Intro] Uh, this song is called "Laurie Rolled Me a J" [Verse 1] I got my wings clipped, I got my Trump check Supposed to last me through the apocalypse I spent it all on some leftist shit As a fuck you to him and Mike Pence, oh, oh [Verse 2] I don't give a shit about the burning bush Noah's Ark or two of every animal Is this the new flood? Is this new the new plague? Is this the rapture or just the first wave? My lungs are clean, at least today I fill 'em up, Laurie rolled me a J [Verse 3] I can't sleep with Emma anymore She got too many chickens in her backyard Took the urban farming thing a littlе too far They wake me up еach and every hour She'll kiss her housemate, it's more convenient What with the lockdown? What with the COVID? It's too much drama for me to play I stay at home, Laurie rolled me a J [Verse 4] Went to the protest, shit got crazy You lost your mask running away Your friends got paranoid, come join my scene Make love for two weeks, we'll say it's quarantine Don't call me sugar if you won't taste it This summer heat has got us sweating opiates We watch the sunset from our cage Front-row seats, Laurie rolled us a J [Verse 5] This girl named Cedar, I had to get away She was fine as hell, but she was too new age She do that Wim Hof, don't take no hot showers But I'm a bad boy, I need them hot showers She got a crystal for every disease Said, "Cure the COVID," she said, "It's 5G" Won't get the vaccine 'cause of the tracking chip Hell, they can track me, I ain't doing shit Track me on my couch, track me in my bed Track me texting you, track me left on read Track me in my yard puffing my life away Gone like smoke, Laurie rolled me a J [Bridge] Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, woah, woah, woah, woah, oh yeah [Outro] I got my wings clipped, I got my Trump check Supposed to last me through the apocalypse