We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal

Lyrics

[Intro: Eddie, Chavo, and Both] O'lay Eddie O'lay Chavito Looking good, homes You to vato Not as good as me, baby You wish esa Hey check it out homes Watch this, man Look at the mamacite walking down the street Hey, baby, wanna ride in our lowrider? [Chorus: Both] We got the Latin heat For the ladies we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat When we fight, you get beat We got the Latin heat For the ladies we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat When wе fight, you get beat [Verse 1: Eddie, Chavo, and Both] What's up ladies? It's Chavo and Eddiе We came to have fun, and we're ready To get down with the mamacitas Yeah, all the foxy señoritas Come here, girl, just take my hand Even if you have a man He can't do the things we can Eddie and Chavo rule this land We don't ever get caught for nothing, nada You know why? Because we lie We win every game we play Hey! 'Cause we cheat all day Everything you have, we want it Yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it Bring it on if you think you're bad It'll be the worst day you ever had [Chorus: Both] We got the Latin heat For the ladies we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat When we fight, you get beat We got the Latin heat For the ladies we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat When we fight, you get beat [Verse 2: Eddie, Chavo, and Both] I'm the C to the H to the A-V-O I'm the E double D-I-E, you know We eat all you wimps like a sandwich Bilingual! You can't even speak Spanish New low rider every day Steal a new one, throw the old one away Just like the girls... Find 'em and forget 'em They wanna sit up front, but don't let 'em They may be hot, but it's not worth it Put 'em in the back seat, more room, that's perfect She has a boyfriend, I don't care One look at us, she wants to be here We have muchas mamacitas Eddie and Chavo get all the chicas [Chorus: Both] We got the Latin heat For the ladies we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat When we fight, you get beat We got the Latin heat For the ladies we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat When we fight, you get beat We got the Latin heat For the ladies we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat When we fight, you get beat We got the Latin heat For the ladies we meet We lie, we steal, we cheat When we fight, you get beat