One White Dress

Lyrics

[Janey] I wasn't one of those silly little girls Those perfect, pink and frilly little girls Who long to wear makeup Just aching to cake up their pores Makeup still bores me I never mooned over bridal magazines Or sappy wedding scenes I saw on movie screens And I might as well fess up I never played dress-up and such So why am I enjoying this so much? Who would imagine that one white dress Could totally spin my head around I wouldn't be an emotional mess Over any other dress I found I've never been one for shopping 'til I drop Or squeezing into outfits tight enough to pop And primping? I hate to I usually can't wait to be done But I have to admit [Janey and Aggie] This is fun! [Janey] What is happening to me? I've been sensible all my life Maybe I need this little spree Before I'm somebody's sensible [Aggie] Practical [Janey] Serious [Aggie] And eventually Tired old [Janey and Aggie] Worn out wife [Janey] So I'll do those strange things that everybody does Acting like the fool I never thought I was Pa will throw some old tux on And spend lots of bucks on the show It really sounds crazy, I know Who would imagine that one white dress Could easily shove all sense aside? Fill up a room with happiness And turn a practical Rational Serious Plane Jane ordinary girl Into a giddy Bride