A Contact High (feat. Gavin Creel)

Lyrics

So, big deal What if I did walk in at 3:30 am? You act like I was some kind of a- Hey! Did you see those lights in the driveway? Never mind, no I'm fine, it's just that- Hey! Did you hear a dog in the trashcans? It must be my imagination Now where was I? Oh! Yeah, I think you need a drink You should relax You're too upset over a little thing like this Yes, I wear my shades at night Grounded! What do you mean? No, I don't smell anything odd There was a lot of incense at the- Hey! Not my glasses Yeah, they're a little blood shot On the way home somе dirt blew on my contact lens Okay, so some of thе guys were smoking pot But I was not! Have you ever known me to lie? Must have been a contact high