Congratulations

Lyrics

[Verse] I heard he popped the question I heard that you said yes I hear you're gonna sink 20k into that dress I hear you're signin' up For a morning indoor spin To fit into a dress That you'll never wear again What else can I say Congratulations [Verse] Ya'll are on the plane now For a week-long honeymoon It's an all-inclusive stay How creative of the groom Well there ain't too much to do At a Sandal resort chain Read your magazines by the poolside 'til you gotta come in from the rain What else can I say Congratulations [Chorus] Congratulations my friend This is how it all ends The next fifty years are gonna be a ball No, things did not add up When you signed the prenup But at least you got pictures in the hall What else can I say Congratulations [Verse] Now you've come back to Earth Since you got back to town Traded in that négligée For a fleece night gown You're off and in the kitchen And in the laundry room Just a cookin' and a cleanin' A domesticated tomb At least you got your spare time And your weeknight TV Escape all you want girl It ain't gonna set you free I hear your man is off and gone To Vegas with the boys Well you call him on the cellphone You can't hear him over the noise What else can I say Congratulations [Solo] [Verse] Well I heard you had enough And you filed for a split It's only been 18 months But you might as well quit I'm sorry that it's over I'm sorry you're alone But you cannot build yourself a life Trying to keep up with the Jones' What can I say Congratulations [Outro] What else can I say Congratulations What else can I say Congratulations