Lyrics

[Joell Ortiz] Attention If you walking through your corner store bodega on a late night Just trying to get you that Malt liquor you enjoy sippin' And you walking past the freezer section and slippin' Damn near fall but you didn't, you gotta be kidding (Deadass) You better walk your ass back around down that aisle And lay your ass down and DM the best hood advicer in town They'll probably see that you faked it on the cameras but hey They might not, it's worth a shot (Deadass) If you purchase a bag of weed 'cause homie said it was that Zaza And it looked and smelled propah But you rolled it and smoked it and it was ah ah and you feel nada Here's what you do papa (Deadass) You go back like, "Yo, this ain't it, I know you got some shit Next time, I was gon' get a whole zip" Now you either gonna get a free bag of pot or you'll get popped But hey, it's worth a shot (deadass) Follow at Nahdeadassyo for all your hood advice Sticky situations, I'm your best consultation You just might make out nice But keep in mind, every scenario may not land you at the top But try me out, why not I mean, it's worth a shot, ha-ha So next time you playing Call of Duty and she walks in bitchin' And throw you off your whole mission (Deadass) Complainin' about all your dishes in the kitchen Look her in the eyes and say, "Let me put some dick in" (Deadass) She's either gonna let you take all her clothes off Or she gon' put all yours in the hallway (Deadass) But we can do this all day Y'all know my forte when you hear the boy say, it's worth a shot At Nahdeadassyo That's at N-A-H-D-E-A-D-A-S-S, yo Please don't hit my DM with non winnable scenarios If you see I read the message but I didn't respond Give me some time I deal with a lot of bullshit The advice you receive will have a fifty-fifty chance of being Helpful or hurtful Advice is not legally binding