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[Verse: KXNG Crooked] I had an erection over four hours and I wasn't even on no Viagra, mm-mm I was fucking the rap game, I was drunk on the champagne I was humping lady luck like I was up in a crab game Wasn't rushing a damn thing Giving her the peter like Pan from Never Never I'm sorry miss Jackson but I'm fucking forever ever She asked if I fuck in the flood, whatever's clever I introduce you bitches to no one like Trevor never I was ready when the moment was right and I wasn't еven on Cialis, mm-mm I was smokin' cobb salad, giving her weed dick Stoner with a bonеr I woke up in Arizona with Winona, my cojones on her shoulders like On and on and on Blow the dice and roll 'em Show your wife the scrotum, give her the pole like a totem I just bone 'em and disown 'em, Crooked, you so crazy Papa wasn't home, baby, Too $hort raised me (Bitch) Toxic toxicology, my apology I fucked you in socks and wallabies I should probably chill It's not my policy, in twat I gotta be, you thots should follow me Dial 1-800-Get-Hard Over twenty million men have done it, it's all right Dial 1-800-Get-Hard And you can give your bitch the dick all night [Outro] Call 1-800-Get-Hard That's 1-800-Get-Hard Results vary, side effects may include upset stomach, dry mouth, dizziness, drowsiness, migraines and death for you soft niggas All my real niggas put on some drill music and drill that pussy Brr, get hard