Friendship

Lyrics

[MOON, spoken] You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago.  [RENO, spoken] We're two of a kind, all right.  [MOON, spoken] Yeah. Partners! [RENO, spoken] Through thick or thin! [MOON, spoken] Night or day! [RENO, spoken] Right or wrong! [MOON] If you're ever in a jam Here I am [RENO] If you ever need a pal I'm your gal [MOON] If you ever feel so happy you land in jail I'm your bail [BOTH] It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle, dig-dig-dig [MOON] If you're ever down a well Ring my bell [RENO] If you ever catch on fire Send a wire [MOON] If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine Borrow mine [BOTH] It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have ceased to jell Ours will still be swell Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle, hep-hep-hep [RENO] If they ever black your eyes Put me wise [MOON] If they ever cook your goose Play me loose [RENO] If they ever put a bullet through your brain I'll complain [BOTH] It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships go up in smoke Ours will still be oke Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle, goof-goof-goof [MOON] If you ever lose your mind I'll be kind [RENO] If you ever lose your shirt I'll be hurt [MOON] If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half I won't laugh [RENO] It's friendship, friendship [MOON] Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! [BOTH] Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been "forgate" Ours will still be great [RENO] If they ever crack your spine Drop a line [MOON] If they ever cut your throat Write a note [RENO] If they ever make a cannibal stew of you Invite me too It's friendship [MOON, spoken] What?! What are you saying?! [BOTH] Friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are up the crick Ours will still be slick Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle [MOON] Quack-quack-quack Quack-quack-quack Quack-quack-quack [RENO] Chuck-chuck-chuck   Quack-quack-quack?! [Moon and Reno argue, talking over each other.] [MOON, spoken] Remember? Yeah, we rehearsed quack-quack-quack.  Yes, it was a long time ago.      You don't wanna do it? [RENO, spoken] No, no, no, that's not– That's not what we rehearsed.    Oh my gosh. And now you're changing the rules, you're cutting me off! What are you doing? I don't wanna do it! [BOTH] When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot