1 to 1 Ratio

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Joe] G6 lands, no fanfare Just get from my door to the roads (To the roads) Bottle in hand, smoke-filled air No need to rush, drive slow I've been around the world I'm ready to get back to a place called home Got big plans when I get there The party's on-on [Pre-Chorus: Joe] You know I like girls, you know I like drinks You know I like hangin' out (Hangin' out) You know I love to roll one up But I ain't goin' out tonight (No, no) I don't need no club, don't need no crowd, don't need no VIP (No) Just pull me up to my address, got a fine girl waitin' on me [Chorus] I'm 'bout to go home to a one-to-one ratio (To a one-to-one ratio) Take me home (Take me home) to a one-to-one ratio (When I get home) There'll be nothin' but sex, music, smoke, liquor Sex, music, smoke, liquor at home I be gettin' it on with a one-to-one ratio [Verse 2: Joe] One, two, three to the four (Five chicks could be available) That might be quite excessive, all I need is that special one (And the size) I know I love all that she gon' do to me Matter fact, why would I need more when she got that ooh-wee? [Pre-Chorus: Joe] But you know I like girls (Drinks) And you know I like hangin' out (Hangin' out) And you know I love to roll one up But I ain't goin' out tonight (No, no) I don't need no club, don't need no crowd, don't need no VIP (No) Just pull me up to my address, got a fine girl waitin' on me [Chorus: Joe] I'm 'bout to go home (Home) to a one-to-one ratio (To a one-to-one ratio) Take me home (Take me home) to a one-to-one ratio (Oh) There'll be nothin' but sex, music, smoke, liquor Sex, music, smoke, liquor at home I be gettin' it on with a one-to-one ratio (Don't need no club 'cause I'm 'bout to go home, yeah, yeah) I'm 'bout to go home to a one-to-one ratio (To a one-to-one ratio) Take me home to a one-to-one ratio (And when I get there) There'll be nothin' but sex, music, smoke, liquor Sex, music, smoke, liquor at home With a one-to-one ratio [Verse 3: Too $hort] I'm all yours — if you want me, you got me No red carpet, no paparazzi I know I'm on the list But I don't wanna do that, I only want this We still poppin' bottles, good wine Stay at home and have a good time I know I'm bad but you bring out the best in me Tonight, there's no need to RSVP It's Club Us, and the night just started We the only ones invited to this private party I said, "Baby, you ready?" and guess what she said "Just hit it all night and keep it wet" [Chorus: Joe] I'm 'bout to go home to a one-to-one ratio Take me home to a one-to-one ratio There'll be nothin' but sex, music, smoke, liquor Sex, music, smoke, liquor at home With a one-to-one ratio