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I'd like to announce my candidacy I'd appreciate it if you'd vote for me I want to be Vice President Vote for me If I was Vice President you know what I'd do? Pretty much anything I wanted to Vote for me. Vote for me I'd have a first class seat on Air Force One An awesome pad in Washington...D.C. (If you vote for me) Play golf all day with heads of state If they brought beer wouldn't that be great? I can't wait! Vote for me. Vote for me Well there are an awful lot of issues important to me Here's my campaign policy Legislation, education Occupation, arbitration Conversation, equalization Immigration, itemization Immigration, race relations Imitation, hospitalization... I'm freaking out vote for me! Well it's the land of the brave, the home of the free That's the funny thing about democracy A vote for me, is a vote for me!