It Ain’t Sanitary

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I took my girlfriend out for a ride the other night We stopped in at this drive-in to get us a little bite Sit in the car, eatin' after one another Sippin' from the same straw just like a sister and a brother We got to eatin' and it was gettin' pretty late So I drove this girl back up to her front gate Turn off the motor, and ask her for a kiss And you know she had the nerve to tell me this? [Chorus] She said "It ain't sanitary" That's what she said "It ain't sanitary", huh "And I can never let you kiss my lips 'Cause it ain't sanitary" And thеn she said "Hmm, we might catch germs" [Verse 2] Now I'vе been in love with this girl and her cute little ways Ever since our kindergarden days But that was one thing I just couldn't understand Why she refused to let me hold her hand But she refused, y'all, and that's a natural fact I tried to hold her hand and she snatched it right back I ask her why did she snatch her hand and frown But she said "There's an epidemic goin' around" [Chorus] "And it ain't sanitary" I said "Hmm" "It ain't sanitary" That's what she told me She said "I-I could never let you hold my hand 'Cause it ain't sanitary And then we might catch germs" [Interlude] Ho! [Verse 3] She said "It's gettin' late, so I guess I'll go inside Thanks for the hamburgers, french fries and the ride" She said "Don't forget about the prom next week You know you promised that you were gonna take me And by the way, tomorow I got to go downtown 'Cause I need shoes and a real crazy gown You flashed your money back at the drive in And I was just wonderin' if you would loan me ten" [Chorus] I said it ain't sanitary, uh-uh My money ain't sanitary, baby I can never let you hold this ten 'Cause it ain't sanitary Who knows, uh You might catch germs [Outro] 'Cause it's got epidemics all over and everything And drinkin' out with a fever Let's take-a that old ten dollar bill It ain't no good, let's tear it up Ain't nothin' gonna, bill don't mean nobody no good Got the flu and everything, epidemics all over it He-he-he, you don't give me no kiss And then you want my money Let's tear that ten dollar bill over there Let's tear it all up, let it fly in the air He-he-he-he-he! Yeah