Be Cool (Willie Is Dancing With A Sissy)

Lyrics

[Intro] Fellas, what do you think about the womens liberation? Wait a minute, man, don't say that! You gotta respect the women and what they believe Now you might not go along with 'em But you gotta respect 'em Yeah man, but you can't get mad with 'em about that You gotta remember they're the sails, now One thing for sure and everybody knows what's theirs is theirs And what's yours is yours, that right? (You right) (Yeah!) Say man, but wait a minute [Verse 1] Hey, the thing has got me turned around Man, it's a-turned a whole lot of the men around Y'all know Williе Jones? (Yeah!) (Wait, what's up, man?) Man, I was at the disco thе other night I gotta tell this on Willie (What a man to do?) I gotta tell it, man (Tell it on Willie) I gotta tell it Willie was dancin' with a sissy Willie was dancin' with a sissy Willie was dancin' with a sissy Willie was dancin' with a sissy [Chorus] Be cool, I told you be cool Oh Willie, be cool, ha-ha Willie, be cool Don't let that sissy know I told you, be cool Willie, be cool, well-well-well Be cool, you better be cool, Willie Die, hey! [Verse 2] I tried to tell him that one no real girl Ain't no woman got no muscles like that nowhere in the world He shoulda checked it out, 'cause man, that's a drag But let me hush my mouth, 'cause that might be with his bag [Chorus] Be cool, Willie, be cool Some said them sissies pack razors, be cool with it, ha-ha You better be cool I went to school with sissy, be cool William, you better be cool, boy Yeah-yeah, be cool Ease away from him, be cool Well-well, ow! [Post-Chorus] Uh! Hit me! Oh! Doobie-do Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie Do-do-do-do-do [Verse 3] Uh, tried to tell him that that wasn't no real girl Told him no woman got no muscles like that nowhere in the world He shoulda checked it out, 'cause man, that's a drag Let me hush my mouth, 'cause that might be with his bag [Chorus] Be cool, Willie, be cool Oh, you better be cool Willie, be cool, boy, well-well Be cool, you better be cool First chance you get away from him, be cool You better be cool, William, ha! Go on-go on for me, oh! [Bridge] Good God! In disco Dancin' with a sissy Dancin' with a sissy Willie dancin' with a sissy Dancin' with a sissy Willie dancin' with a sissy I'm goin' to the G, to the G Goin', they're goin' to the G Good God, goin' to the G Take Willie to the G Take sissy to the G Good God, now Took Willie to the G Take sissy to the G Oh! Uh! Woo, be cool Woo, be cool Woo, be cool Woo, be cool Woo, be cool Woo, be cool Bring me on down Bring me on down, uh! Bring me down, man Man, bring me down The bandstand, bring me down So ashamed, y'all, bring me down Good God, hey! Uh! [Outro] Uh, he gone Dancin', dancin' The sissy doin' the strut The sissy doin' the sissy strut The sissy doin' the hustle Hustle excess He's mashed potatoes with the sissy