Two-Player Game (Two-Player Game Version)

Lyrics

[GEORGE SALAZAR] Apocalypse of the Damned! [JOE ICONIS] Level Nine! [BOTH] The Cafetorium! Find the bad guy, push him aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack You know you got a brother, gonna have your back Then you stay on track and-- Ah! Remain on course And if they give you a smack, you-- Gah! You use your force! And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame 'Cause it's an effed-up world But it's a two-player game! Hey! [GEORGE SALAZAR] Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet You're just a nothing in this high school scheme But it's no big, 'cause you and I are a team We like out-of-print games Retro skates Got a Pac-Man tattoo Nobody here appreciates But soon we'll be together where they do 'Cause guys like us are cool in college Cool in college, this I know Guys like us are cool in college We rule in college, listen bro High school is hell, but we navigate it well It's what we do, we make it a two-player game [BOTH] Zombie! Watch out! Ah! Wah! Ugh [JOE ICONIS] As losers, we have fought together for years Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers Now we're stuck on a level, and I wanna move on [GEORGE SALAZAR] Just wait two years whereupon You'll realize Guys like us are [BOTH] Cool in college Cool in college, won't be lame [JOE ICONIS] Dude, I know, I get it [BOTH] Guys like us are cool in college [JOE ICONIS] But we're not in college [GEORGE SALAZAR] All the same High school is whack, but we have each other's back It's what we do [BOTH] We make it a two-player game Gah! Oh! Zombie! [BOTH] Blood! [BOTH] Claws! [BOTH] Pause [JOE ICONIS] You know that you are my favorite person That doesn't mean that I can't still dream [GEORGE SALAZAR] Is it really true? I'm your favowite person? [JOE ICONIS] Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it It's just what we do [BOTH] We make it a two-player game! Find the bad guy push him aside! Then move on forward with your friend at your side! It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack You know you got a brother, gonna have your back Then you stay on track and-- Ah! Remain on course And if they give you a smack, you-- Gah! You use your force! And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame 'Cause it's an effed-up world But it's a two-player game! Hey! Two-player game Two-player game He-e-ey!