The Nurse and The Addict

Lyrics

[JOE] Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm her writer man and she's my biggest fan Without her I would not survive She feed me, comforts me, she is my family We stick together and I thrive She keeps me warm in the winter and dry in the rain My thoughts start to splinter and she keeps me sane There's paper in the printer, I'm feeling no pain Cancel the hearse I'm her writer man Her writer man Her writer man And she's my nurse Yeah! Uh huh! Yeah! Uh huh! You moan and grope and gripe and say she's not my type But I do not think you understand No, we might not make sense to you and she's a hair intense, it's true But when she's got me by the hand I write a mile a minute, I don't fall behind Her Liberace records provide my mind With some mad inspiration, so raw, unrefined Don't have to coerce 'Cause I'm her writer man Her writer man Her writer man And she's my nurse Ow! Uh huh! Ow! Uh huh! And as my work is taking shape I know that there is no escape But she's not the one who keeps me here No, I am the one who wants her near She's just a nurse I use I could leave her if I choose Mhmm. That's right. Mhmm. Oh yeah It's not like I wanna quit I just pull away a bit She does not like that very much I say "thanks for all you gave but I am not your slave" Now please release me from your clutch And then she burns me and beats me and ties me to bed And ruins my work and ruins my head She held me so tightly I broke and I bled It only gets worse 'Cause I'm her writer man She won't give up her writer man Oh god, she loves her writer man And me my nurse She loves me, she hates me She whack, whack! We get to the end and we Go back! Again and again And oh this is my curse This is my nurse One more time She loves me, she hates me She whack, whack! We get to the end and we Go back! Again and again And oh this is my curse This is my nurse One more time She loves me, she hates me She whack, whack! We get to the end and we Go back! Again and again And oh this is my curse This is my nurse One more time She loves me, she hates me She whack, whack! We get to the end and we Go back! Again and again And oh this is my curse This is my nurse One more time She loves me, she hates me She whack, whack! We get to the end and we Go back! Again and again And oh this is my curse This is my nurse One more time She loves me, she hates me She whack, whack! We get to the end and we Go back! Again and again And oh this is my curse This is my nurse One more time She loves me, she hates me She whack, whack! We get to the end and we Go back! Again and again And oh this is my curse This is my nurse One more time She loves me, she hates me She whack, whack! We get to the end and we Go back! Again and again And oh this is my curse This is my nurse