Party Hat

Lyrics

[LAUREN] Here in my railroad apartment Tonight I'm just taking it slow I threw out my tickets to the opera 'Cause nobody wanted to go I thought I'd just sit here contently Maybe a crossword or four But I find myself not feeling satisfied No, I find myself wanting much more So instead of feeling blue I know just what I'll do I'm gonna put a party hat On my cat We'll dance around and play pretend I'm gonna wear a golden dress Make such a mess And never let the good times end Neighbors can peak through their winders Looking all kinds of confused But me and my feline won't care at all 'Cause we aren't easily bruised No! We'll be laughing and doing the Lindy And I'll be the belle of all things And we'll make a racket with no regard So we won't hear the phone even if it rings I'm gonna put a party hat On my cat We'll dance around and play pretend I'm gonna wear a golden dress Make such a mess And never let the good times end Yeah! I'm gonna squirt a French perfume Around the room And revel in the lovely mist I'm gonna put a party hat On my cat And thank my lucky stars that he exists [ERIC] I just finished eating some Friskies She comes at me holding this hat I'm all like "lady, you back the hell up I don't want no part of that" Then I take a look into her big eyes They're sad and a little bit red And I think of the times when she's fed me food And I think of the times when she's pet my paws And I think of the times when she's seen my claws I sigh and jump up on the bed And dutifully lower my head [LAUREN] Look, I put a party hat On my cat We'll dance around and play pretend I'm gonna wear a golden dress Make such a mess And never let the good times end [LAUREN & ERIC] I'm gonna squirt a French perfume Around the room And revel in the lovely mist I'm gonna put a party hat On my cat / me [LAUREN] And thank my lucky stars that he exists [LAUREN & ERIC] I'm gonna put a party hat On my cat We'll dance around and play pretend I'm gonna wear a golden dress Make such a mess And never let the good times end Yeah! I'm gonna squirt a French perfume Around the room And revel in the lovely mist I'm gonna put a party hat On my cat [LAUREN] And thank my lucky stars that he exists [ERIC] You better thank your lucky stars that I exist [BOTH] We're gonna thank our lucky stars that we exist