Jeff

Lyrics

Nine forty-five, a Friday night I'm by myself in my apartment And I'm feelin' alright A little depressed but mostly alright I call my sponsor, I kill a bug I pour some Gordon's Into my world's best best man mug Oh how I love a novelty mug I look out the window to admire the view Of the window right across that you can see right through I cross my shaking fingers as the moment nears Then a light switches on and she appears Naked Caucasian Girl, I do not know your name Naked Caucasian Girl, I like you just the same She walks around, totally free You can tell that she's got guts She struts so effortlessly And delicately, she's so different from me Whoa! I duck down quickly Come up a drip I don't want her to think that I'm some perv on some voyeuristic trip No no no, I take another sip I promise I'm not looking out of carnal frustration It's more I'm just observing, rapt in admiration Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, I know you're so pristine Naked Caucasian Girl, you make me feel so clean Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, you show me what to do-o-o N-n-n-Naked Caucasian Girl, wish I was just like yo-o-ou Wish I was just like yo-o-ou Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh Leave my apartment I walk across the street I count the floors up to her window Think that it's time that we meet [Spoken] Wait, how did I even get on the street? Sneak in the building, attempt the stairs A couple couples see me fall all over But nobody cares! No, no, nobody cares Reach my destination The eleventh floor After a bit of trial and error I arrive at her door I knock, I'm hoping I hear a lock, and it's open Frightened Caucasian Girl I'm looking at her face I push into her place I go to the window Looking out and what do I see? Myself just staring back at me Naked Caucasian Girl, I wonder what you think Naked Caucasian Girl, as I step off the brink Oh, oh, oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, you'll never know my na-a-ame N-n-n-Naked Caucasian Girl, your life will be the sa-a-ame But I am not the sa-a-ame But I am not the sa-a-ame Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh, oh oh Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh