Dodge Ball

Lyrics

Fifth period gym, dodge ball game Waiting for Ryan to call my name And say "Billy's on my team "Billy's on my team "Billy's on my team" Ryan's sorta like a friend Well, enough to not pick me too close to the end Before I know it I'll be chosen from the waiting line I'd love to get picked first, but up to third is fine Anyway, I'm feeling good, this'll go real well Feelin' really good And dodge ball's great And dodge ball's fun And you never sweat 'Cause you never run And I wonder who the first pick's gonna be Oh, it wasn't me… I mean, it's not like I expected to get picked first It's just a dodge ball, I'm all not the worst And at hoops I suck, but at this I'm ill Because DB don't require skill It's just get out of the way Hide so they don't see That's... real easy for me… Pick number three, pick number four Doesn't pick me, then he picks two more What's taking him so long? Did he just choose Fat Mike? Man it's like dodge ball's... yeah And dodge ball's... um And it's sorta cool But it's sorta dumb And hey, did he call my name? Wait, let me see! Nah, it wasn't me There's only three of us left To be put in the game And of the three I hope he sees that I'm the least lame I mean, I know I'm weird and I fumble and choke But on Friday, Ryan laughed at my Polish joke And that's gotta count for something Gotta count for something Maybe I'll pretend I'm sick And go to the nurse If I don't stay, they'll call me gay And that'll be worse I wish I had study hall in the Librette alone Would've skipped if I'd known And I am scared And I hate gym Now it's down to two Now it's me and him And dodge ball's eenie-miney-mo And did he pick me? ...no Just get out of the way And hide so they don't see Who said dodge ball was okay? Man, it wasn't me