Asleep On My Arm

Lyrics

We were watching Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead Then she fell asleep on my arm She fell asleep on my arm Her head is cuddled on my elbow We're huddled on my bed I forgot to set the alarm And she's asleep on my arm Don't want to wake her Well I want to I just don't think that I should And I guess that's part of my charm That I let her sleep on my arm It sorta hurts, but I don't care Because her hair smells killer good And I would move if I could Nah I think I'll stay because She'll cook me breakfast And I won't have to pay for cafeteria food And in the mornings when I'm an evil bastard She's always in a good mood And I think I'll stay because I work for her father And moving would be too much of a bother So it's easier just to keep her asleep on my arm I gave away my dog She's allergic to pets Still I let her sleep on my arm Why do I let her sleep on my arm? I'm getting antsy Can't she move so I can go for cigarettes? Y'know, who cares if it upsets Dude, just get up without regrets Yeah, I could move 'cause she's so cheap She makes me mow the lawn and fix the sink And I do it like a wuss, man So because of that I think that I better stay To prove that I'm not weak And if I wake her up then we'll have to speak I'm such a geek how I could seek and freaking fret Ah fuck, forget it, please It's easier just to leave her asleep on my arm I'm starting to get all pins and needles Fuzzy, wuzzy, prickly Because she's asleep on my arm Been asleep too long on my arm What used to feel like warm and cozy Has now turned pretty quickly into wrenching pain and crickley And I'm getting up because I'm being held back And there's no way to task The bone was gonna crack And it's no big deal, it's nothing profound Just gonna sift and shift my weight around Just rearrange and change the situation Into something that's new Ah, screw it It doesn't hurt that bad And she's sort of occasionally rad She puts up with crap that nobody else would allow And she likes to sleep on my arm She deserves to sleep on my arm So I'll let her sleep on my arm For now