Crazy Food

Lyrics

[Intro: Laurel Stucky, Joe Hawley, Aiko Sakai] (!yelwaH eoJ !yelwaH eoJ) Are you going to eat that crazy food? (あなたそのゲテモノ食べるって本当なの?) May I please have some of it too? Oh, I hope that it does not ​give you indigestion This was once a true fantasy of mine [Verse 1: Joe Hawley] Shucks, it's fussing bonkers at the farmers' market We drove the gosh darn Jeep and there's no place to park it What the fuss? Cuss! Check out that lazy dude ​with all that crazy food Handing ample samples ​out to non-customers! Fussing find that punk ​if Scheiße ever gets dire Gosh darn! He's Superman! Who the heck's his supplier? Rapunzel, Rapunzel, ​let down your spaghetti! Seriously though, he's packing ​chow like confetti "Ready?" Shucks, uh [Verse 2: Joe Hawley, Laurel Stucky] Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi, chai Seitan pot pie, marbled rye Bedhi'd black-eyed peas, bing cherries Chioggia beets, (hold the meats), gooseberries Cayenne, chestnut, chia, coconut custard Dahlia, dates, saffron, Dijon mustard (You're flustered!) durian, curry, kale, cassava Clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava Garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root Jalapeños, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit Lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi Juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi Papaya, papalo, marigold, mango Oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo Kiwi, catnip, Carolina reaper Egusi, icaco (Why can't this be cheaper?) Poppies, asparagus, Queen Anne's carrots Broccoli, a gac, and that'll take care of us You have more? Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food, ​thou crazy fuss? [Verse 3: Joe Hawley, Laurel Stucky] Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla Pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla Rambutan, dragonfruit, tapioca Atemoya, akebia, rose, mocha Amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes Watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes Parsley, sage, rosemary, wait Almost seems like this should be illegal​ (Will these even fit in the vehicle?) Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb Tamarind, tarragon, turnip, Swiss chard Blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao Boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe (Wow) Celery, sesame, yam, anise, zinnia Kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias Lentil, cabbage, vital wheat gluten, wiener Ghost pepper, muenster, gewürztraminer [Verse 4: Joe Hawley] Apple, fig, pear, peach Pine, hazel, walnut, beech Spelt, millet, teff, taro Shallot, ginger, maca, farro Yarrow, calendula, kombu, chlorella Cilantro, pecan, citron, portobella Pumpkin, radish, onion, rice Ginkgo, olive, maple, ice Thyme, strawberry Papaya, cattail, sherry Mulberry, plum, mimosa Argyreia nervosa Cucumbers, maypops, shamrocks What's with the hemlocks? Bourbon, apricots, sour Truffle, samphire, flower Squash, zucchini, macaroni, porcini, vermicelli Avocados, pistachios, cinnamon, royal jelly Persimmons, hemp hearts, green goddess Celastrus paniculatus Kombucha and oranges [Outro: Joe Hawley, Aiko Sakai] Cash only? Uh, nevermind ?当本てっるべ食ノモテゲのそはたなあ​