Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

Lyrics

[Intro] Well, you've all heard the story About Rudolph and his nose Well, I'll tell you a Christmas Tale That never has been told Well, you may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothin' yet About that crazy Christmas That the North Pole can't forget [Verse 1] Rudolph was under the weather And had to call in sick So, he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks He said, "Santa's really counting on me And I hate to pass the buck" Leroy said, "Hey, I'm on my way" And he jumped in his pick-up truck [Verse 2] When Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughed They never seen a deer in overalls And a John Deere trucker hat Well, Santa stepped in and said, "Just calm down 'Cause we all got a job to do And like it or not, Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leading you" [Chorus] And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home party animal Two-steppin' across the sky He mixes jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Before that night was over Leroy had changed there tune He had them scootin' a-hoof on every single roof By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with the Dixie flag He was having the time of his life You could here him call, "Merry Chistmas Ya'll "And to all of ya'll a goodnight" [Chorus] And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home party animal Two-steppin' across the sky He mixes jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that night [Tag] He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell And made history that night