Lyrics

[ELVIS PRESLEY] Wop-bop-ba-loo-bop, a-lop-bam-boom Tutti frutti, oh, rooty Tutti frutti, oh, rooty Tutti frutti, oh, rooty Tutti frutti, oh, rooty Tutti frutti, oh, rooty A-wop-bop-ba-loo-bop, a-lop-bam-boom [ELVIS PRESLEY, spoken] Thank you very much [BOBBY] So I write my own version Fellas, key of D, for "derivative" [SIRENS, sung] Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, zop-bop-bop [BOBBY] Pretty Betty, I'm ready Pretty Betty, I'm ready Pretty Betty, I'm ready Pretty Betty, I'm ready Pretty Betty, I'm ready Oh, ready to go steady with you! [SIRENS] Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, steady with you [BOBBY] I got a girl named Ann and one named Sue But they can't do what pretty Betty can do [BOBBY, spoken] I sound more like Elvis than Elvis, but the song doesn't chart So, oh, God Kirsh and I hit the country trail, blazed by Vaughn Monroe with "Riders in the Sky" [SIRENS, sung] Hee-haw [BOBBY] An old cowboy went riding out onе dark and windy day [SIRENS] Hee-haw [BOBBY, SIRENS] Upon a ridge he restеd as he went along his way (Ooh, ah) [BOBBY, spoken] Okay, brace yourselves [BOBBY] There is a mermaid in the sea, her eyes are dark as blue [SIRENS] Ooh [BOBBY] And sailors say they only see her when a storm is due She stretches out her loving arms and looks so innocent But the men who meet her never live a minute to repent [SIRENS] Ooh [BOBBY, spoken] Believe it or not, I can sync lower Fats Domino's got a big, fat hit with "Ain't That a Shame," every singer is covering it [CONNIE, spoken] Including me, I'm big now! [CONNIE] You made me cry When you said goodbye Ain't that a shame? My tears fell like rain Ain't that a shame? You're the one to blame [CONNIE, spoken] Great song, you gonna record it? [BOBBY, spoken] Nah, why sing a great song when I can sing... [BOBBY] Well, you heard me so When you said you'd go Don't call my name [CONNIE] That song's a shame [BOBBY] Things ain't the same [CONNIE] It sounds the same [BOBBY] And if you call my name [CONNIE] It's fuckin' lame [BOBBY] You'd be calling insane [CONNIE] Shame... [BOBBY, spoken] I bring my low Fats rip-off over to the biggest radio DJ in New York: Murray the K [BOBBY] Well, I believe your lies But now I'm wise Don't call my na— [MURRAY THE K, spoken] It's not a flop, but it's not a hit More like a tweener [BOBBY] They keep having me copy all these other singers, how am I supposed to find my own sound? [MURRAY THE K] Mother had another one of her brilliant ideas in the tub A song title, "Splish Splash, Take a Bath" And 15 minutes later...