You’ve Never Had Chocolate Like This

Lyrics

[WILLY WONKA] So the taxis never stop The girls think you're a flop You're wet and cold, you're getting old Your confidence is shot [COLIN, spoken] It's true [WILLY WONKA] When people look at you They seem to look straight through Or like you're something brown they found Upon the bottom of their shoe [COLIN, spoken] Have you been following me? [WILLY WONKA] But this should lift the gloom My Giraffe Milk Macaroon Just take a chance and you'll be dancing To a different tune Goodbye to feeling small And frightened of it all Just eat a few of these and You'll be feeling ten feet tall Wеll, there's chocolate [WILLY WONKA & COLIN] And thеre's chocolate Only Wonka's makes your confidence skyrockelet Put your hand into your pockelet Get yourself some Wonka chocolate [COLIN] Madame, just one kiss [BRIDGET, spoken] Yes, please [WILLY WONKA] You've never had chocolate like this [CROWD] No, we've never had chocolate like this [LADY 1] Have you tried his new one? [LADY 2, spoken] No [LADY 1] Oh, you've got to have a go [WILLY WONKA] Just pop one in and everything Becomes a Broadway show [LADIES] The news that makes you gasp The jokes that make you laugh [PASSENGERS] All that you say and do all day Will be choreographed [WILLY WONKA] Lost your hair, can't think where [CUSTOMER] Feeling fairly bare up there [WILLY WONKA] Don't despair, I come prepared Behold my Hair Repair Éclair It's made from ground vanilla From the markets of Manila Take heed, eat more than three And you'll end up like a gorilla [PASSENGERS] Well, there's chocolate [CUSTOMERS] And there's chocolate [PASSENGERS] Only Wonka's makes you rock around the clockelet Put your hand into your pockelet Get yourself [CHIEF OF POLICE, spoken] Oh, put a sock in it (sung) Make sure they're all frisked Have you ever had chocolate like this? [OFFICER AFFIBLE] I've never had chocolate like this [CROWD] Never had chocolate like this Never had chocolate like this [NOODLE] Well, there's literate and illiterate Can you tell me what this word is? [WILLY WONKA] Not a bit of it [NOODLE] Well, that's a vowel and that's a consonant [WILLY WONKA] What's that now? You're talking nonsenense [NOODLE] I should call it quits [ABACUS CRUNCH] But you've never sold chocolate like this [FICKELGRUBER] Well, there's chocolate [CHIEF, spoken] I understand that [PRODNOSE] And there's chocolate [CHIEF, spoken] Totally true [SLUGWORTH] Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profilets [CHIEF, spoken] Yes, but what I'm trying to tell you is that [FICKELGRUBER & CHIEF] If we don't get on top of this (Uh-huh) We'll go bust [FICKELGRUBER, PRODNOSE & SLUGWORTH] Choco-pocalypse [FICKELGRUBER] We'll cease to exist [CHIEF OF POLICE, spoken] But fellas (sung) You've never had chocolate like this [FICKELGRUBER, PRODNOSE & SLUGWORTH] No, we've never had chocolate like this [CROWD] Well, there's chocolate (Well, there's chocolate) And there's chocolate (And there's chocolate) [WILLY WONKA] Only mine'll find you buying wedding frockelets [COLIN & BRIDGET] We have just tied the knot and it's All because of Wonka's chocolate [CROWD] Off to a life of bliss [WILLY WONKA & CROWD] You've never had chocolate like this (Ah) [CROWD] No, we've never had chocolate like this [WONKA & CROWD] Have you ever had chocolate like this? (Ah) [CROWD] No, we've never had chocolate No, we've never had chocolate like this