Tina’s Mother

Lyrics

[Telephone Rings] [JUDY, spoken] I'll get it! [Telephone rings, she answers] [JUDY] Hello Yes, this is Tina's Mother Hello, Mrs. Peters How's that? Tina brought you flowers from our garden Yes, she's a special girl We're very proud of her Thank you for calling Goodbye [Hangs up, telephone rings] [JUDY, spoken] I'll get it! [Telephone rings, she answers] [JUDY] Hello Yes, this is Tina's Mother Hello, Mrs. Miller How's that? Tina helped you do a load of laundry Well, she's so fond of you She likes your husband too Thank you for calling Goodbye! [Telephone Rings] [JUDY] Tina's mother here Hi, Mrs. Adams A party? I'll tell her she's invited [She hangs up, telephone rings] Tina's mother here Sorry, Mrs. Adams That's Saturday at four I'm sure she'll bе delighted Bye [She hangs up] I could havе been an office girl A wizard at dictation Working fifty weeks a year Two weeks paid vacation I could have been a teacher teaching One thing or another But I'm proud to be what I am Tina's Mother! [Telephone rings] Hello Yes this is Tina's mother Hello, Mrs. Farmer How's that? Tina sang a song to your blind mother She's so compassionate And so darn talented And that's the half of it Her room is always neat I thank my lucky stars She's positively heaven-sent My kid's the perfect Eight year old Yes, she's enthralling Thank you for calling Goodbye! [Doorbell chimes] [JUDY, spoken] I'll get it! [SYLVIA, spoken] Mrs. Denmark Mrs. Judy Denmark? [JUDY, spoken] Why yes, I'm Judy I'm Judy Denmark Judy Denmark That's my name, Judy Judy Denmark [SYLVIA, spoken] Tina's mother? [JUDY] That's me!