Lyrics

[Verse 1] God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe said, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God say, "No" Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do what you want, Abe, but The next time you see me comin' Oh, you better run" Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?" God said, "Down on Highway 61" [Verse 2] Georgia Sam had a bloody nose The Welfare Department wouldn't give him no clothes He asked poor Howard, "Where can I go?" Howard said, "There's only one place I know" Sam said, "Tell me quick, man Oh, I got to run" Howard just pointed with his gun And said, "That way, down Highway 61" [Verse 3] Mack the Finger said to Louie the King "I got forty red, white, and blue shoestrings And a thousand telephones that don't ring Do you know where I can get rid of these things?" And Louie the King said, "Let me think for a minute, son" He said, "Yes, I think it can be easily done Just take it all down to Highway 61" [Verse 4] Now, the fifth daughter on the twelfth night Told the first father that things weren't right "My complexion," she said, "is much too white" He said, "Come here and step into the light" He says, "Hmm, you're right Let me tell the second mother this has been done" But the second mother was with the seventh son And they were both out on Highway 61 [Instrumental Break] [Verse 5] Now, the rovin' gambler, he was very bored Tryin' to create a next world war He found a promoter, who nearly fell off the floor He said, "I've never engaged in this kind of thing before But, yes, I think it can be very easily done We'll just put some bleachers out in the sun And have it on Highway 61" [Outro] Thank you, hello Hello, Tarrytown How you guys feeling tonight? I'm so excited, um We've been having such a blast putting this show together for you guys And this is a really special night and we're so happy that you guys are here We're gonna play a bunch of Bob Dylan songs for you And uh, in a little bit, we're gonna have some guests come out And uh, it's all gonna be an amazing conglomeration of incredibly talented people and love and music I hope you're gonna have half as much as we will So thank you for being here