Big D

Lyrics

[HERMAN, spoken] Evenin', ma'am.  [CLEO] Would you mind sayin' that again? [HERMAN] I said, "Evenin', ma'am" [CLEO] "Evenin', ma'am" Mister, you got a way of sayin' "Evenin', ma'am" That puts me in a friendly state of mind [HERMAN] Would you mind sayin' that again? I mean "friendly state" [CLEO] "Friendly state" [HERMAN] Sister, you got a way of sayin' "Friendly state" That gives me the impression you're my kind [CLEO] Would you mind sayin' "Crazy crystals?" [HERMAN] "Crazy crystals" Would you mind sayin' "Neiman Marcus?" [CLEO] "Neiman Marcus" [HERMAN, spoken] Wait a minute! Wait a minute! (sung) You're from big D [CLEO, spoken] Ah, ha ha! [HERMAN] I can guess By the way you drawl And the way you dress You're from big D [CLEO & HERMAN] My, oh yes I mean big D, little A, double L-A-S And that spells Dallas My darlin', darlin' Dallas [HERMAN] Don't it give you pleasure to confess That you're from big D? [CLEO & HERMAN] My, oh yes I mеan big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, doublе L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A-S And that spells Dallas Where every home's a palace [HERMAN] 'Cause the settlers settle for no less Hooray for big D [CLEO & HERMAN] My, oh yes I mean big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A-S [CLEO] You're from big D I can guess By the way you drawl And the way you dress You're from big D [CLEO & HERMAN] My, oh yes I mean big D, little A, double L-A-S And that spells Dallas [CLEO] Just dig a toe in Dallas And there's oil all over your address Back home in big D [CLEO & HERMAN] My, oh yes I mean big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A-S And that spells Dallas I mean it with no malice [CLEO] But the rest of Texas looks a mess When you're from big D [CLEO & HERMAN] My, oh yes I mean big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A-S [VINEYARD WORKERS] Big D, big D People from big D, big D Talkin' 'bout big D, big D [MAN, spoken] Big what? [VINEYARD WORKERS] D! [Dance.] [VINEYARD WORKERS, spoken] Oil, oil, oil Cattle, cattle, cattle My, oh Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas Big D, little A, double L-A-S [CLEO, HERMAN & VINEYARD WORKERS] And that spells Dallas My darlin', darlin' Dallas Don't it give you pleasure to confess That you're from big D? My, oh yes I mean big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A— Big D, little A, double L-A-S