That Kind of Holiday Show

Lyrics

[Dela] It's December oh the splendor of the season known as Christmastime There's carols and cocoa, blinking bulbs and boughs of pine We'll sing some. Bells ring some. As we sleigh by through the snow! Trim the tree and follow me It's that kind of holiday show [Jinkx] It's December- Hey bartender, can I get another vodka? Here the season [hiccup] just started [hiccup] but I can't take Christmas cheer So we'll sit some and we'll bitch some 'til the New Year comes and goes Deck the hall with alcohol- It's that kind of holiday show [Overlapping] [Dela] Lighting candles, singing carols Donning now our gay apparel Jingle belling, our hearts swelling! [Overlapping] [Jinkx] I'm just here to and get paid and get laid So on with the show [Both] Just ignore her and start the choreo! [Dela] So surrender to December [Jinkx] 'Cuz you can't escape the horror [Dela] Yeah, watch us [Jinkx] Scotch us! [Dela] Be flawless! [Jinkx] I'm nauseous [Dela] How about we stick to water? So we'll sing some [Jinkx] I'm... [Dela] Ding-ling some [Jinkx] Fine! [Dela] With our hearts- [Jinkx] And pipes! [Both] Aglow! [Dela] Jinkx, you can't do drugs on screen [Jinkx] It's that kind of holiday show [Both] Thank you Jesus For giving us Shows each Christmas That pretty much write themselves [Overlapping] [Dela] It's December oh the splendor of the season known as Christmastime There's carols and cocoa, blinking bulbs and boughs of pine We'll sing some. Bells ring some. As we sleigh by through the snow! [Overlapping] [Jinkx] It's December- Hey bartender, can I get vodka here? The season [hiccup] just started [hiccup] but I can't take Christmas cheer So we'll sit some and we'll bitch some [Both] Until it snows! [Dela] Here we come a-wassailing [Jinkx] What the fuck is wassailing? Harsh or tender Honour of [?] Either way December It's time for some kind of holiday show!