Interlude 9

Christmas Queens & Alaska Thunderfuck & Jiggly Caliente & Katya Zamolodchikova & Manila Luzon - Pop, Spoken Word
Interlude 9
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[Alaska] So far so good! But I have a question [Peppermint] What? [Alaska] Do you think we should even bother with the meet and greet after the show? I mean, do you really think these people are going to buy any of our merch? [Peppermint] Hey! Don't judge a book by its cover! These people seem to be really nice. You never know - they might love this show and buy everything we have! [Katya] I don't care if they don't buy anything at all. I intend to take selfies with every single person in the audience- even if it takes all night! [Peppermint] Wow- I'm impressed. You're usually such a judgemental raging bitch but you really changed! [Katya] I want to take photos with them because I look amazing in comparison, silly! I mean- have you seen that crowd? Fugly with capital F! [Manila] I know. I think I counted maybe 17 teeth in the whole room [Alaska] I wish they made special glasses that could Facetune the whole world! [Manila] Oh my God. Great idea! You should totally invent that and then take it on the TV show Shark Tank! [Alaska] I would, but why even bother! No matter what I do, that old bitch Jackie beat just runs around telling everyone 'I invented that!' And speaking of Jackie- oh God! She's about to sing!
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- PEG Records