Lady Fits Her Blue Jeans

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The lady fits her ol' blue jeans Hitches rides in limousines You know there's a lot of kings and queens Who would envy her in a t-shirt she wears [Verse 2] Platform shoes and applique Antique lace and macramé Oh I have watched her sit and play With a daisy chain or a baby's hand and [Chorus] Oh so elegantly She stands with a stolen rose Rings for fingers, and a kiss for her nose and She will have music wherever she goes [Verse 3] The lady wears the best perfume Takes her time in her old man's bathroom She lures the old man to his doom He was ambushed by the shaving cream [Verse 4] Or a helping of strawberry pie Served up ripe between his eyes You dare not make the lady cry, y'know Revenge is swift and sticky and [Chorus] Yes, she may have one of these And yes, she may have one of those Rings for fingers, and a kiss for her nose and She will have music wherever she goes [Verse 5] The lady dines like a moviestar Oh, we count our cash in some backstreet bar But it don't matter where we are You know those heads turn 'round when she walks in [Verse 6] A borrowed room, or a fine hotel You might find heaven and ya' might find hell The lady fits her blue jeans so well, you know She'll hurt ya' but she'll help ya' too and [Chorus] Yes, she may have one of these And yes, she may have one of those Rings for fingers, and a kiss for her nose and She will have music wherever that lady goes [Outro] She will have music wherever she goes