Idiot Boyfriend

Lyrics

[Intro] Oooh, ah [Chorus] I know what you want And I know what you need But I'm gon' screw it up, yeah 'Cause I'm an idiot And I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am [Verse 1] And I'm gon' take you out And leave my wallet home Then I'll use your cell phone, baby Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend [Pre-Chorus] Baby, I know I'm a man who's made mistakes I still got some learning to do I made out with your best friend the other day And now we're best friends too Yeah, yeah [Chorus] And I know what you want And I know what you need But I'm gon' screw it up, yeah 'Cause I'm an idiot And I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am [Verse 2] And I'm gon' get you a gift, hey But it's something I like too Hope you like this Norelco beard trimmer With my name on it And I'm your boyfriend [Bridge] Bey-beh-beh-beh-beh-beh Yeah, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh Deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh, deh [Verse 3] I'm gon' get real drunk And call my baby up at four o'clock in the morning Wake you up I'm an idiot Pick up the phone, come on [Verse 4] Now look Let's get in my dad's SUV And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad I'll tell my mom to go to sleep Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see We'll put on, some great DVD's I picked up How 'bout like, something like the Matrix Oooh, ah I can turn that boom box up, and make the bass Smack the side of my mom's couch Yeah! [Outro] Hey, baby, you like fine cooking? Yeah, 'cause you know what? I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer, with your name on it Check it out Yeah I got a permanent wave, yeah I got a Ogilvie home perm, baby Uh I honk the horn—can you honk the horn? Can you honk the horn? Let me hear you honk it, come on! Let me hear you say uh, uh, yeah Let me hear you say uh, uh, uh, yeah Let me see you say uh, uh, yeah Let me hear you say uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh yeah! Let me hear you say uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh yeah!